Friday, March 28, 2014

Bunny Ranch Lies about "reasonable rates" and "affordable prices"

Above: Bunny Ranch owner Dennis Hof and his overpriced delusional bunnies, who think that $1000 - $1500 are "reasonable" and "affordable" prices when the standard rate for P4P in the USA has been $200 for years.

Check this out. It's totally laughable. The Moonlite Bunny Ranch actually claims that it's ripoff prices of $1000 - $1500 are "affordable and reasonable". lol

On their website FAQ page, it says:

"13. How much is a "party"? 
There are no set prices. Each girl is an independent contractor and therefore establishes her own services and pricing. Legally, we cannot quote prices, but all the prices are reasonable and negotiable. The ladies work with all budgets. If it weren't affordable we wouldn't have been here for over 50 years."

Uh excuse me stupid, you forgot to mention that it was affordable 10 years ago when prices were around $200. But since then you've raised prices 500 percent to $1000 - $1500, which is why your parking lots are empty nowadays, whereas it was far busier in the 1990's when I first went there.

And on Yelp, one of their obvious shills named Kathleen wrote:

"the best brothel in nevada, has the most QUALITY ladies for reasonable rates! Of course service is exceptional."

That's the dumbest lie anyone can say. One cannot charge whatever they want and call it "reasonable". What an insult to the intelligence! What are they smoking? The standard rate of P4P (pay per pleasure) in the USA is $200. Even the Las Vegas escorts who seek customers at hotels on the strip ask for $400.

But the Bunny Ranch girls charge $1000 to $1500 for an hour of lousy sex. That's 5 times the standard rate! 500 percent of the standard rate is NOT reasonable. Dummy. Get real. You can't just charge any outrageous price and call it "reasonable". That's so dumb and stupid. If I charged one million dollars for a stick of chewing gum and called it a "reasonable price", would that make it so? Of course not. Duh. They are either dishonest and stupid, or totally delusional.

Here on the Howard Stern forum, the posters are talking about the Bunny Ranch's ripoff prices and how they are not worth it.

They also mention that in the 1990's, they could get P4P there for $150. That's true. The first time I went there was in 1996 when I went to the Kit Kat Ranch. I got a sexy white girl who only charged me $150. So I don't know what happened. But raising rates from $200 to $1000 or $1500 is quite ridiculous and without justification. What kind of price rises 500 percent for no reason like that?

Better to go overseas where you can get P4P for much less, such as Philippines and Thailand where it starts at $30. Poland and Amsterdam also have brothels for $30 a lay. Even in Canada, the brothels are $200 for both room and tip. So charging $1000 is off the chart stupid and unreal. What are Dennis Hof and his whores smoking that they think they can get away with that? Especially when the economy of the US is in a down cycle and people are struggling?

It's no surprise that the Bunny Ranch and the group of Mound House brothels across the road are empty these days with hardly any customers. They were a lot busier in the 1990's. So when any schmuck does occasionally come by, they have to take advantage of it and put high pressure on get him to agree to thousand dollar prices. That's what happened to me it seems.


  1. So why don't you just go to the places you say are so much cheaper/better? Any idiot can see that in 20 years prices on EVERYthing have gone way, way up.

  2. If you want a $150 girl, stick to Backpage, but don't expect a centerfold to sell herself that cheap.

    1. Those women at the Bunny ranch aren't that hot I regularly see women as hot if not hotter for $250-300. They're just ripping off ppl who have never been a customer bc it's illegal everywhere else. Therefore they have no clue what to pay and can be scammed into any price.

  3. You're comparing apples with oranges. There are (several) massive reasons going to a professional brothel is more expensive than hiring a random escort off the internet, and I'm not sure why you can't comprehend that:

    - You are paying extra since it's taking place in a location with high costs of overhead (rent/morgagte, managerial/staff salaries, electricity, permits and all the other costs of operating).

    People are WILLING to pay extra because it is:

    -LEGAL aka:no chance of being arrested. Every time you hire an escort online it's a gamble
    - The girls are clean, and are tested weekly.

    Keep in mind the girls give half of what they make to The Ranch.

  4. I'd say thanks for the credit, but I'm laughing too hard at you.

    Sucks to be on the bottom of the food chain in regards to class, eh? Call them back when you can afford a woman who doesn't have a disease and isn't working illegally.

  5. I'd say thanks for the credit, but I'm laughing too hard at you.

    Sucks to be on the bottom of the food chain in regards to class, eh? Call them back when you can afford a woman who doesn't have a disease and isn't working illegally.

  6. Take it as a learning experience. The women at those kind of places are like car salespeople. They try to size you up the second they see you. With a last name like "Wu" I'm assuming you're Chinese. Everybody thinks Asians are rich. They probably thought you were Mr. money bags and you made the mistake of going along with their sales tactics.
    I don't buy your story that she took your credit card out of your wallet and swiped it. I do think paying $1000 for an hr is ridiculous. Even if you are rich. What kind of desperate person gets persuaded to pay that much? Especially when some of the ladies there aren't hot....And that's putting it in a nice way.

  7. I believe they took your credit card from your wallet. They've operated this way for decades. They set timers to go off early thinking you're too stupid to realize that you're being taken. Air Force Amy used to be a master at hustling clients out of their money. I never paid a dime there, I experienced the truth from inside. The girls are ripped off too, having to pay for rent, linens, all kinds of BS. Hof squeezes money from everyone. None of this is news. Next time don't waste your money at a brothel.

  8. Thank you anonymous from above. It's good to read info from someone from the inside. I would be willing to support these ladies who are nice and honest, but with your insight I wouldn't want most of my money going toward the house. If the house screws everybody including the sex workers, I'll take your advice and never go there.

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